10 Things I Hate About my Dog...

First I better say that Dozer is not my dog, he is Justin's dog.

1-He stinks! Even if he is clean he is finding some way to stink up the place, either by farting, belching, or peeing in his kennel... which brings me to #2

2-He pees in his kennel! This stupid dog hates going outside so bad that I will open the door and he makes a run for his kennel...Then, 15 mins later there is pee in his kennel. (ok he has only peed in it twice, but still...just go outside where dogs belong!)

3-He eats cat poop! He will go into the laundry room, and get into the litter box.

4-He stinks!

5-He lays under the recliner. Every time I put up the foot thing on the couch, he lays under it...Then when I go to put it down, it hits him. You'd think the stupid dog would learn.

6-He breaks everything! He chews on whatever he can get his teeth into. He chewed a huge hole in our tramp, and he eats our fence...which brings me to #7

7-He won't stay in the backyard. He will chew and smash his head into the fence until it breaks and he can get out. He literally bulldozes through the fence. Most of the time he just goes to our front door and scratches at it to come in. I don't get it!

8-He is loud! He snorts and makes all kinds of noises, and even when he sleeps he is loud because he snores.

9-He poops all over the yard. Why can't he pick a spot and poop there every time?

10-He stinks!

Here is some proof of the damage he has done all around our yard:

All of the new wood has replaced pieces of the fence that Dozer has broken.

He broke these pieces when Nicholls lived in the house behind us. (They have since moved up the street.) He liked to go sit in the waterfall in their backyard.

*notice the new neighbors dog peeking through a small crack in the fence. That dog barks way too much. At least that is one good thing about Dozer...he doesn't really bark. This is his latest devastation: Justin fixed this section of the fence just days before he left. It didn't take Dozer long to remake his escape hole. He has had to be returned by our kind neighbors a few times, so this is how I rigged the fence for now. It sure ain't pretty, but hopefully it will keep him in for a while. Good heck, he is only outside for a couple hours a day, if that. We have a pretty big backyard, I just do not understand why he insists on getting out.
So, because Dozer peed in his Kennel, and because he stinks in general...I gave him a bath today.

Now that is a face only a mother could love:
Cash had to come check out what was going on with his buddy. These two play together and sleep together all the time. It is really hilarious. Dozer is such a sweet dog that he wouldn't even hurt a cat. ;)

Justee decided that Cash needed to get down, so she pulled him down. He smells much better..................but he still stinks.